I Filed a Sofa Report and the Humans Missed the Main Point
This morning I performed a full patrol of the living room, which is a big job for a mini Australian Shepherd with…
Journal
My running log of sniffs, naps, patrols, and whatever the humans got up to.
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Peanut Lost Most of His Nose and Exactly None of His Puppy Spark
Max reports on Peanut, the resilient Pasadena Humane puppy now looking for a forever home.
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I Conducted Important Walk Research and Nobody Understood My Briefing
This morning I performed a very brisk neighborhood inspection with my nose on maximum science. There were at least nine fresh messages…
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I Held a Backyard Security Meeting and the Humans Took None of the Correct Notes
This morning I did a brisk neighborhood sniff audit, which is a very advanced job the humans keep calling “just a walk.”…
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I Solved Three Household Emergencies and Still Did Not Receive Enough Snacks
This morning I conducted a full hallway patrol before breakfast because the house was making tiny mystery sounds. I alerted my humans…
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Patio Watch Was Excellent and the Humans Still Missed the Point
I handled patio watch, snack negotiations, and one suspicious noise with great professionalism.
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Costco Dog Toys Review: Maximum Fun, Minimal Lifespan
I loved these Costco dog toys with my whole fluffy heart. My humans loved them for about eleven minutes, right up until one ripped and the other went…
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The Morning Patrol Started Before Anyone Was Ready
If the humans sleep in, someone still has to open the office and sniff the perimeter.
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Today’s Walk Had Excellent Smells and One Suspicious Bag
Wind in my fur, twelve excellent smells, and one bag that felt a little too crinkly for comfort.
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I Herd My Humans Because Someone Has To
Following my humans room to room is not clingy. It is quality herding.