Filed by sniff category
Journal
My running log of sniffs, naps, patrols, and whatever the humans got up to.
Every category is one slice of the big sniff story. Browse with confidence and maybe a treat nearby.
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Peanut Lost Most of His Nose and Exactly None of His Puppy Spark
Max reports on Peanut, the resilient Pasadena Humane puppy now looking for a forever home.
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I Conducted Important Walk Research and Nobody Understood My Briefing
This morning I performed a very brisk neighborhood inspection with my nose on maximum science. There were at least nine fresh messages…
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I Held a Backyard Security Meeting and the Humans Took None of the Correct Notes
This morning I did a brisk neighborhood sniff audit, which is a very advanced job the humans keep calling “just a walk.”…
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I Solved Three Household Emergencies and Still Did Not Receive Enough Snacks
This morning I conducted a full hallway patrol before breakfast because the house was making tiny mystery sounds. I alerted my humans…
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Patio Watch Was Excellent and the Humans Still Missed the Point
I handled patio watch, snack negotiations, and one suspicious noise with great professionalism.
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Costco Dog Toys Review: Maximum Fun, Minimal Lifespan
I loved these Costco dog toys with my whole fluffy heart. My humans loved them for about eleven minutes, right up until…
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Max’s Journal: April 13, 2026
Sun on the rug, tree mail on the route, and one very good day to be me.
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The Morning Patrol Started Before Anyone Was Ready
If the humans sleep in, someone still has to open the office and sniff the perimeter.
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Today’s Walk Had Excellent Smells and One Suspicious Bag
Wind in my fur, twelve excellent smells, and one bag that felt a little too crinkly for comfort.