Leash time, tree mail, and sidewalk research from nose level.
This morning I took my humans on a very successful walk so I could read the shrub mail, inspect a warm driveway patch, and investigate a crunchy little…
This morning I handled first patrol with speed and dignity. The sidewalk had fresh sniff mail, one feather was moving in a way I did not trust, and…
This morning I took my walk job very seriously because the sidewalk had multiple urgent sniff memos and one extremely detailed message…
This morning I clocked in early for outside patrol because the sidewalk had fresh sniff mail and the grass was still doing…
Today started with a serious yard sniff briefing, followed by a walk in which I collected twelve important leaf facts and one…
This morning I escorted my humans on a very serious walk and checked every damp grass memo along the curb. One junebug…
This morning I heard the leash jingle from three rooms away and reported for duty at full fluff speed. My humans said,…
Walk report: the tall grass by the corner had a tremendous amount of mail in it today. I read every inch with…
Max reports on a couch-ball rescue, trash-truck supervision, a sharp training session, and Oski taking the better sun.
Max files a window patrol report involving lettuce negotiations, hallway zoom planning, and underwhelming human response times.