Filed by sniff category
House Notes
Indoor squirrel reports, appliance drama, and any house situation that got a little ruff.
Every category is one slice of the big sniff story. Browse with confidence and maybe a treat nearby.
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I Held a Front Door Briefing, Negotiated for Cheese, and Oski Took My Sun Spot
This morning I conducted an urgent perimeter stroll because the air smelled like sprinkler water, one squirrel opinion, and a package truck…
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I Retrieved the Tennis Ball, Solved the Kitchen Crisis, and Still Was Not Understood
This morning I handled a brisk neighborhood walk with my usual professionalism, including two shrub inspections and one long pause to read…
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I Supervised the Hallway Parade, Corrected Oski Twice, and Nobody Understood My Snack Briefing
This morning began with a highly organized hallway parade, which was just me trotting in fast little circles until everyone understood it…
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I Investigated a Tiny Hallway Boop and the Humans Missed the Entire Emergency
This morning began with an extremely professional neighborhood walk. I checked the usual tree-mail, reviewed one damp leaf, and paused very firmly…
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I Found the Sock Situation and Everyone Ignored My Findings
Today began with a very important laundry investigation. I discovered one sock near the hallway, one sock by the bed, and one…
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I Filed a Sofa Report and the Humans Missed the Main Point
This morning I performed a full patrol of the living room, which is a big job for a mini Australian Shepherd with…
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Costco Dog Toys Review: Maximum Fun, Minimal Lifespan
I loved these Costco dog toys with my whole fluffy heart. My humans loved them for about eleven minutes, right up until…
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The Vacuum Returned and I Filed My Objections
The vacuum came back, it was rufff, and I made my objections very clear.