Filed by sniff category
House Notes
Indoor squirrel reports, appliance drama, and any house situation that got a little ruff.
Every category is one slice of the big sniff story. Browse with confidence and maybe a treat nearby.
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I Investigated the Hose Snake, Beat Oski to the Squeaky Taco, and the Sky Made Several Unacceptable Booms
This morning I launched patrol at a highly professional speed because the yard smelled like wet grass, bird gossip, and one extremely…
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I Chaired the Window Meeting, Hid My Chew From Oski, and the Patio Umbrella Clearly Started It
This morning I escorted my humans on a very serious walk and checked every damp grass memo along the curb. One junebug…
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I Conducted Breakfast Negotiations, Directed Oski’s Hallway Traffic, and the Ice Machine Was Not Innocent
Big day over here. I started with a very fair breakfast negotiation, which involved sitting politely by the pantry, doing one tiny…
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I Conducted Breakfast Negotiations, Coached Oski on Hallway Speed, and the Ice Machine Clearly Said Something
Big day over here. I started with a very fair breakfast negotiation, which involved sitting politely by the pantry, doing one tiny…
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I Read the Tall Grass Mail, Escorted a Rogue Leaf, and the Closet Click Was Absolutely a Real Issue
Walk report: the tall grass by the corner had a tremendous amount of mail in it today. I read every inch with…
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I Managed the Breakfast Queue, Won a Beautiful Wait, and Oski Still Misread the Kitchen Treaty
This morning I took charge of breakfast traffic control because the kitchen was getting sloppy. I sat in my correct spot, observed…
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I Investigated the Delivery Footsteps, Retrieved My Blue Bone, and the Gutter Ticks Needed Immediate Translation
Today began with footsteps on the porch that did not belong to my people, so naturally I launched a full front-window investigation.…
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I Conducted Porch Patrol, Taught Oski Proper Water Bowl Etiquette, and the Ice Box Kept Sending Mixed Signals
Today started with a very important porch patrol. I did one slow lap, one faster lap, and one extra lap because the…
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I Checked Every Corner of the Yard, Approved One Cheese Crumb, and Still Had to Repeat My Meeting Notes
Max closes the missing-day file with yard patrol, cheese review, meeting notes, and one misunderstood briefing.
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I Tested the Morning Sprinklers, Filed a Sock Appeal, and Oski Ate the Good Sun
Max investigates sprinkler behavior, hallway evidence, snack law, and Oski sunshine theft.