I Ran a Complete Yard Perimeter Audit and the Humans Still Asked What I Wanted
This morning I performed my first yard perimeter audit at top mini Australian Shepherd speed. I checked the fence line, investigated one…
My running log of sniffs, naps, patrols, and whatever the humans got up to.
This morning I performed my first yard perimeter audit at top mini Australian Shepherd speed. I checked the fence line, investigated one…
Friends, this started with full alarm-bark energy and one missing pup named Coco. Her human was trying to get her back when…
Important tail bulletin: some shelter pups in Mesa County are getting extra practice with tiny brave things like meeting new humans, trying…
This morning began with an extremely professional neighborhood walk. I checked the usual tree-mail, reviewed one damp leaf, and paused very firmly…
Important beach bulletin, frens: a rescue pup named Magpie is using her very talented snoot on South Padre Island to help humans…
This morning I did a neighborhood perimeter sniff, a toy basket audit, and one urgent front door announcement about a noise that…
Today began with a very important laundry investigation. I discovered one sock near the hallway, one sock by the bed, and one…
Source: Courtney Spinelli for WGN, via AOL, published April 22, 2026. Friends, I have inspected today’s news with my mini Australian Shepherd…

Max explains why walkies require proper sniff time, snack diplomacy, and a little patience from the undertrained humans.

Max files an official nap report after a full day of room supervision, hallway monitoring, and human misunderstanding.