The Morning Patrol Started Before Anyone Was Ready
If the humans sleep in, someone still has to open the office and sniff the perimeter.
Max’s journal
Fresh dispatches from walks, naps, neighborhood patrols, and the wider world of dogs.
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Today’s Walk Had Excellent Smells and One Suspicious Bag
Wind in my fur, twelve excellent smells, and one bag that felt a little too crinkly for comfort.
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I Herd My Humans Because Someone Has To
Following my humans room to room is not clingy. It is quality herding.
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The Vacuum Returned and I Filed My Objections
The vacuum came back, it was rufff, and I made my objections very clear.
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Three Strategic Naps and a Full Afternoon of Supervision
Three naps, one couch, zero wasted hours. That is called balance.
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Training Is Better When Everyone Admits I’m Brilliant
We trained, I crushed it, and the treat math finally made sense.