I Held a Front Door Briefing, Negotiated for Cheese, and Oski Took My Sun Spot
This morning I conducted an urgent perimeter stroll because the air smelled like sprinkler water, one squirrel opinion, and a package truck…
Toy Reviews
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I Investigated a Leaf Emergency, Won Three Training Cookies, and My Humans Missed the Point
This morning I took my humans on a brisk neighborhood sniff mission and discovered one extremely suspicious leaf doing little skitter-skats across…
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I Retrieved the Tennis Ball, Solved the Kitchen Crisis, and Still Was Not Understood
This morning I handled a brisk neighborhood walk with my usual professionalism, including two shrub inspections and one long pause to read…
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I Ran a Complete Yard Perimeter Audit and the Humans Still Asked What I Wanted
This morning I performed my first yard perimeter audit at top mini Australian Shepherd speed. I checked the fence line, investigated one…
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Costco Dog Toys Review: Maximum Fun, Minimal Lifespan
I loved these Costco dog toys with my whole fluffy heart. My humans loved them for about eleven minutes, right up until one ripped and the other went…