I Supervised the Laundry Parade, Won a Training Cookie, and Nobody Understood My Backyard Bark Math
This morning I took my humans on a very efficient neighborhood walk. I sniffed the same rosemary bush four times because the…
Max’s journal
Fresh dispatches from walks, naps, neighborhood patrols, and the wider world of dogs.
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Max Reports: Bird and Dee Found Their Bigger Pack
Max celebrates Bird and Dee, two bonded Chicago rescue dogs who found a bigger pack together.
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I Conducted Leaf Patrol, Filed Three Snack Appeals, and Nobody Respected My Dishwasher Warning
Today started with a very brisk neighborhood sniff audit. I located one rebellious leaf doing loops across the sidewalk, two bird opinions…
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Max Reports: K9 Valor Beats the Canal Drama
Important canal bulletin from the tiny-herding-dog desk: a Florida Malinois now temporarily known as K9 Valor has earned a name that sounds…
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Max Reports: Jack Took the Blackhawk Elevator
Pack meeting, friends: today I am awarding a very serious tail-wag salute to Jack, a German Shepherd who had a much bigger…
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Max Reports: Duchess Took Manhattan by Backpack
Max gives a full tail wag to Duchess, the NYC shelter pittie whose backpack field trip ended with adoption news.
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I Ran Sprinkler Patrol, Corrected Oski’s Hallway Manners, and Nobody Understood the Garage Ping
This morning I marched outside for my first official yard report and found the sprinklers doing surprise hissing again. I ran a…
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A Pomeranian Met the Baby Gate Boss Battle
People shared the odd little rescue after the pup’s gate adventure escalated beyond wiggle mode. The Jaws of Life entered the chat, and the dog eve…
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Carbon Monoxide Poisoning in Pets: Signs and What to Do
Carbon monoxide cannot be seen or smelled. Learn how alarms protect pets, what exposure can look like, and exactly what to do in an emergency.
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I Held a Front Door Briefing, Negotiated for Cheese, and Oski Took My Sun Spot
This morning I conducted an urgent perimeter stroll because the air smelled like sprinkler water, one squirrel opinion, and a package truck…